English Telly!
I love English telly.
Where else can you get to see documentary programmes called "Bollocks To Cancer"?
(Which was bloody good! Didja see it? What?- Some of you are foreign and thus didn't? I sympathize. Well come visit! We all live in castles, too! Don't go wandering around all them tourist places, just come and watch telly with meee. If you bring the wine, i'll share my choccies and shnackies.
And swearing. Swearing for all the family! And vicious verbals on politicians. Or indeed anybody, for that matter. Plus random assaults to give you that added excitement between your transport and my castles drawbridge. How can you resist? How!?!)
And even the channels which are allowed adverts don't get more than one ad-break per half hour programme!
Bliss, when you think about it.
S.x
Where else can you get to see documentary programmes called "Bollocks To Cancer"?
(Which was bloody good! Didja see it? What?- Some of you are foreign and thus didn't? I sympathize. Well come visit! We all live in castles, too! Don't go wandering around all them tourist places, just come and watch telly with meee. If you bring the wine, i'll share my choccies and shnackies.
And swearing. Swearing for all the family! And vicious verbals on politicians. Or indeed anybody, for that matter. Plus random assaults to give you that added excitement between your transport and my castles drawbridge. How can you resist? How!?!)
And even the channels which are allowed adverts don't get more than one ad-break per half hour programme!
Bliss, when you think about it.
S.x
posted by The Saturnyne at 6:42 PM
13 Comments:
i laughed aloud when i saw the title, but alas missed it as i was out. didya see the one about the woman with multiple personalities?
No, but i hear she's gonna do Big Brother next year...
all by herself.
S.
One commercial per half hour?!?!?! Unheard of! What a welcome reprieve that would be. You are right... I can't resist. I simply can't! I don't have to swim across the moat do I? It was the open-swearing that finally convinced me... =)
No, no swimming for you m'dear... unless you forget the wine, that is. And then we twang you with a catapult back over the wall into the moat.
S.
Ok then; you tell me what sort of wine you'd like and I'll be over. Oh, anything else from the states? Telly ads perhaps?...
Red, please!
blergh! Telly ads!
S.x
Douchebags! All of ye! Here's an idea for you... how's aboot I get you a spoon so you can EAT MY ASS!
Hmmm... is it chocolate flavoured ass?
But seriously, Ovary Punch...
Rimming with spoons? Doesn't that just take away the whole point of it?
S.x
PS: love the fake Scottish accent, btw
Yupthattitlefortheprogrammewasgeniusbutimisseditdamnbutihaveatleastbeenwatchinddrwhowhichisverygoodindeedandiamlookingforwardtoseeingtheconclusionbutamnotsureaboutthepeopleforthenextseriesgoodbyefornow!
can we watch the telly in the tubby? bollacks is my new favorite word.
Interesting blog.
Mine is at
http://www.20six.co.uk/felinevamp
My blogger one doesn't get updated quite as much. Just too busy...
best thing about english telly is Dr Who, case closed.
Yeah! It's awesome isn't it! I was utterly enjoying last weeks episode. The campness. The archness. The actingness. The Storiness. The wit. The thrills. The SFX
This Doctor Who is soo new and improved from all the pre-SFX years. And all them other Doctors post Tom Baker.
I do have high hopes for his heir, too. Mr Tennant was absolutely fabulous and witty in Casanova.
S.
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