The MotherShip needs to land... QUICKLY!
And I don't mean with Bootsy Collins either...
Quick bitch here:
My neighbors on one side scream at each other daily and threaten to kill one another. And I mean serious threats. The police are usually there several times a week. The woman scares me. I would not be surprised to learn that she has killed in the past. They were (are?) also involved in illegal animal trade.
My neighbor on the other side was just outside screaming at passing cars. I shit you not. No provocation, other than alcohol, most likely. So his dog gets out and bellowing ensues. Yeah, smart dog, I'd avoid him, too. At least the dog didn't indicate that he got hit or anything. I'd have been calling the cops faster than the other neighbors could kill each other.
Why must I be surrounded by nutlicks!!!! GAH!!!!!! When is the mothership scheduled for arrival to take back these damned fools?!
I think I'm going to Saturnyne's to watch some English Telly! =)
Ok, I feel a little better now...
Quick bitch here:
My neighbors on one side scream at each other daily and threaten to kill one another. And I mean serious threats. The police are usually there several times a week. The woman scares me. I would not be surprised to learn that she has killed in the past. They were (are?) also involved in illegal animal trade.
My neighbor on the other side was just outside screaming at passing cars. I shit you not. No provocation, other than alcohol, most likely. So his dog gets out and bellowing ensues. Yeah, smart dog, I'd avoid him, too. At least the dog didn't indicate that he got hit or anything. I'd have been calling the cops faster than the other neighbors could kill each other.
Why must I be surrounded by nutlicks!!!! GAH!!!!!! When is the mothership scheduled for arrival to take back these damned fools?!
I think I'm going to Saturnyne's to watch some English Telly! =)
Ok, I feel a little better now...
posted by LiVEwiRe at 9:15 PM
15 Comments:
Bad neighbours really bring the whole neighbourhood down! Still, in America, you get to have guns, and hopefully cunning use of such things reduces the problem.
All welcome for telly! Just don't forget the wine! Dark chocs, too!
(I'm all outta chocs... sigh)
S.x
My neighbours are terrible. The idiot mother goes around bellowing anything and everything she says, slamming doors and all, then as soon as one of the (quite young) kids does something, or starts moaning she starts screeching at them, actually, not screeching, it is in a much lower tone than that. Most of what she says is swearing, and the kids now copy this. Some of the language they use is...well imagine a four year old shouting fuck or cunt at its(It is a he, but I will use it, as IT is not worthy of anything else)mother. Also once, this same 4 year old was walking in the middle of the road, when a car comes along. It beepas at him and what does he do? He sticks 2 fingers upa t it!
Bloody neighbours!
Saturnyne - Yes, we have guns. We also have gun laws to keep them out of the hands of edgy folks such as myself. Although I'd love to place a lnife and gun on their porch just to see what happened. If they wanted each other dead, they'd be dead. Trust me. They just like misery.
Um, I might need a map to get to you, or do you still live in the 3rd castle on the left just past the hill? And dark chocs are the most divine... I'll pick up the wine there; too heavy in the suitcase otherwise.
Motormouth - OMG - could it be??? It sounds like my neighbors have relatives in your immediate vicinity! Horrible, isn't it? Especially when it just never stops. Worst part is the little kids. That and the fact that you have to witness it!
we've had some fun neighbours in the past. the convicted burgular living next door was a favorite. even after his grandad (whose house it was)had thrown him out and moved on, he came back a few times and tried to get in, scaring the new residents no end. fortunately he was banged up again and hasnt been seen since.
Prisoner - sounds like you have some wonderful ones too! Sheesh, what is it with people?
Saturnyne - Um, please tell me your blog change is temporary. It's is lovely but it makes me a bit nervous...
temporary
it does look pretty, though.
Am on a short leave of absence. My father had a stroke at the weekend. Um, thassall. Cyer all soon-ish.
love,
S.x
Saturnyne - yes, it is beautiful, but my concern is for you and your father. All my best, email if you need anything; maybe I can help.
Heh, so you guys just pretend to be such asshole douches or are you really in fact, asshole douches? I could be wrong, but I just think you guys are hardcore asshole douches...
Oh look everyone! That little American boy is back with his favourite word!
It's kind of endearing, innit? I feel loved.
S.x
y'know he has a group blog also, naturally it's full of utter wankers. he's just jealous cos we rock.
My neighbiours (an elderly couple) are busybodies and are always peeking over my fence to see what goes on in my yard. There is a law against that...somewhere... damned if I know which one.
Sadly my homelife is not that exciting, although there was that one time my mates (boys and girls) and I skinny-dipped in the pool. I'm sure the neighbours got so much more than they bargained for and that it floated their boats... in more ways than one, don't you think?
Mind you, the woman has been a lot friendlier since that incident!
Chitty - You rebel! HehHeh, yeah, she's nice because she wants you to think she's forgiven you and you'll have another pool party. She might think you're a cutie! =) That being said, blech, I hate nosey neighbors. Makes me want to do things just for the singular purpose of shocking them.
Saturnyne & Prisoner - I saw 'the return' as well. Eh, at least they use spell check and commas...
ahh this reminds me of my old DC neighborhood. I hope you can get away and get some peace and quiet somewhere.
Just catching up and visiting Douchee's site...I'm sorry, but I can have no respect for anyone who openly admits to liking Celine Dion.
As to neighbours I recently move to be away from the thespians next door and their amazing comedy drumming at 4am under my bedroom window, the tales of 'This is your life' (under my window at 5am), and the smashing of bottles off one another followed by shrill donkey screams of 'fuck off! Fuck OFF!' (at 6am). This woman is a pillar of the community in Byker Grove (really). God helps us all...
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