Imagining hands on velvet...

Yes, I'm cheating. Had to put this partial post/link here from my other blog. It opens July 15th in the States.

After seeing a 40 foot tall Burton-esque Wonka portrayed by the king of quirk himself, Johnny Depp, I'd best hope I don't slide off my seat during the show. Ahem...

Just check out the site for one second. Ok, maybe two... you know you want to. Besides... all the other kids are doing it. You wanna be cool like them, right?


And by the way... a lovely welcome to The Saturnyne! (That's one of the cool people I talked about... shhhh)

Magpie Rhyme (Alternative Saturnyne Re-mix)

One for sorrow
Two for sorrow
Three for sorrow
Four for sorrow
Five for sorrow
Six for sorrow
Seven for... ahh bollocks, i'm tired of sorrow...

Let's party!


Learn New Skills!

This post was brought to you by The Saturnyne and quite possibly The Count,


but almost certainly included gin induced melancholia which lasted for a good five minutes.

Five minutes! I deserve awards!

S.

he is one seriously messed up fellow at the moment is he not? poor ginger. especially since it may well mean the end of the wildhearts, again.

Fish on a roller-skate

I would like to announce that Ginger, of the Wildhearts/Silver Ginger 5/ Solo/Lots more fame is God. If you have never heard any of his stuff, go find some now or I will kill something!! Possibly the universe. That Is All

Dan
For I am ?

well actually....

i love oasis' new song and i think it definately deserved to go straight to number one like that.

all together now, HEEEEEEYY LYLA!

I need a helmet!

Is there a time when it is ok to call it quits and just stop hoping anything positive can come of our human race? For all of the wonderful things we can supposedly do, I'm apparently viewing things lately from the 'short bus' line. Tiring. And disappointing.

My Cock Is Much Bigger Than Yours!

-SOAD-NEW ALBUM-FUCKING AMAZING-FEATURES THE LYRICS-MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS-AND-GHONREAHH GORGONZOLA-!!-OR AS KERRANG PUT IT-YES FUCKING YES!-

Whimsical Splendour

Supercalifragalisticexpialidotious!
Fan-Dabbi- Dozi to see you all, I shall !£$%^&*(12456)(^(
Upgrade you all to admin, forthwith!
If anyone can make a better job of a layout, feel free, this one is shit.
Boogaloo!

Dan-I tell the voices inside my head what to do, and they push my brain out through my ears?

Janey 'ere!

Okkkkk....cheers Dan for inviting me to join this blog....am I allowed to rant, bitch and slag right here? Right now?! Like about the chav scum bunnies lurking outside my study window in all their repellent dead head glory....?

you're all nuts

Shall I print up invites?

So I get this invitation of sorts to let the festering insanity out of my head and have it collect in this nice little blog of horrors... how could I say no to that?!

Might get deep, senseless, angry, or downright creepy... but then again, I suppose that is why I was asked to add my two cents here.

I iz noww an ofishull kuntribyutorr! =)

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