Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Reverend Saturnyne

That would be The Reverend Saturnyne of The Church of the Holy Pumpkin.

...to use my new FULL and oyes- official title...

And whaddya know- but you too can become something Holy, in your own special way.

Just like me!

Just go here: Luv-me-sum-God-bollocks-stuff!

Now i want three "Hail Pumpy's" and chocolate coin donations on yer way out. Thankee!


What? You still here? Scoot!

S.x

14 Comments:

Blogger LiVEwiRe said...

You'll do anything to get your chocolate, won't you! =)

8:59 AM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

Oyesss! Anything! Except...





S.x

2:37 PM  
Blogger dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

that sweet tooth will be the end of you

8:57 PM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

Ono! Tis not a sweet tooth....just choccy... dark choccy. Yum!

S.x

6:56 AM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

Ahh... perhaps that could have something to do with me filthily putting "bollocks" in the title referral-wotsit.

Yeah! Fascists!

S.x

5:07 PM  
Blogger dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

i don't have any choccy coins but perhaps some choccy covered X......would that suffice?

4:07 PM  
Blogger The Prisoner said...

DTM will be happy about this considering he's on the verge of launching the church of rock n roll. (with t-shirts and everything)

11:06 AM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

Dr V... oyes!

P. Whoop!

S.

11:27 AM  
Blogger dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

i'm curious- is the Reverend of the Church of the Holy Pumpkin suppose to be celibate? or do u have different ground rules than the Catholic Church.

11:57 AM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

Pshaw! Celibate?

CElibate doesn't even exist in our... er... Bible!

Suggestions for commandments are always welcome, though...

S.x

7:47 AM  
Blogger Motormouth said...

It does look a bit too much like a proper church for me though. I'm more holy shit than holy.

8:41 AM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

pshaw! What's a church for if not to fuck up?

evidence?
Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam, mormon... infinite list...

I rest my case. Mayas well be on the inside pissing out than in reverse... heheh!

S.

8:42 PM  
Blogger dr.v (Not a narcotic Pez dispenser) said...

does the Reverend S hear confession?

2:50 PM  
Blogger The Saturnyne said...

Yesss!!!

=0

S.x

12:11 PM  

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