In the wake of adversity...
... The Saturnyne thinks about jeans and the possibility that he's eaten too many cakes.
Other peoples i leave to comment about the hideous events of recent days...
My own nightmare is that i have had to buy new jeans. New Jeansss!!! New ones! For practically overnight, i find my lithesome size 30" waist has exploded out by an extra 2... possibly even 3 inches!
The horror! Oh the horror!
How did this happen? Was it my penchant for yummy chocolate eclairs and varieties of equally yummy savoury snackies? Or perhaps that i've been sat on my arse all day for several days, playing computer games? And talking to lovely peoples on Yahoo and MSN...
Can i possibly pin the blame on someone else? (preferably, yeah.)
S.
Other peoples i leave to comment about the hideous events of recent days...
My own nightmare is that i have had to buy new jeans. New Jeansss!!! New ones! For practically overnight, i find my lithesome size 30" waist has exploded out by an extra 2... possibly even 3 inches!
The horror! Oh the horror!
How did this happen? Was it my penchant for yummy chocolate eclairs and varieties of equally yummy savoury snackies? Or perhaps that i've been sat on my arse all day for several days, playing computer games? And talking to lovely peoples on Yahoo and MSN...
Can i possibly pin the blame on someone else? (preferably, yeah.)
S.
posted by The Saturnyne at 8:12 PM
18 Comments:
can we see pictures of you in your new jeans? bet you still looks good. But find the time to get some fresh air....go for a walk or a jog.
How about doing some paintball? Shooting people and running about a lot is entertaining, and should keep you fit.
oh man! i love paintball! though i find that some bastards just wipe it off when they get shot. sneaky bastards!
Shoot them again while they're wiping it off! In the arse! Mwuhahahahahaha!!!!
That just makes for a heartier hug, Saturnyne... silly boy! =)
i love it when guys put on a little weight. it's rather sexy :)
It's all very strange really... these new jeans (501's. Black. Obviously) seem too big... i can quite easily slide out of them with no problem, AND they feel too big... but i can't get comfortably into my old ones... What's going on? Grr!
Pictures, eh, Dr Vodka? Aha! Everyones wanting pictures of me these days... clothed, unclothed and wearing otter costumes (Around all of which we shall draw a discreet veil)
Still, i might be persuaded to post pics of my "gorgeousness" at some point... all bribes, blackmails and begging letters to the usual email addy (Which i'm SURE works)
MM and P.
Paintballing? But... bu... i might get hurted!
LW! more hugs! If i had apound for every hug i've received today, i'd have 15 pounds and thirty five pence (that last one was definitely artificial)
Ah Stella! So it's YOUR fault! My tum has obviously been receiving subliminal msgs from Americky...
...So in that case, i insist you come over here and be entertaining, right this very minute. This very minute, i say!- By way of apology for all that money i've just 'ad ter spend. Bring a towel... =P
S.x
Saturnyne, blame it on designers...they're always changing clothing sizes...one designer's "8" is other's "6".
Hmmm... so is 34 good, then? or Getting plump? I know not thses things.
S.x
Ack! ahm drink!
DrUnk! DrUnk!
I concur with Helen, 30 inch waist is teeny! A 32 inch waist is usually about perfect! So you can still eat a few more pies, dear S
Yaay! Pies!
VRooom! To the pie shop!
S.x
get a pie with whipped cream...u like whipped cream?
Nothing wrong with a 30" waist, thats what mine is(well it's what I wear anyway, I like my jeans tight rather than baggy!)
Why Doc Voc!
Whipped cream??!?!
Whatever could you be thinking?
S.x
S,
i'm thinking about pies, of course,
where else would whipped cream go?
s & m cows!
S.x
i take it that's not the same as "mad cows" :)
Well they were pretty angry... all that shaking, y'know...
S.x
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