Perhaps a new catch phrase is in order?
Over the past few years I've taken to stating that I'm going to 'stab someone's eye out' or 'stab them in the eye' when I get really irritated about something ridiculously stupid they've done.
Ok, first...ew. I really don't want someone's eyeball gumming up the end of my pen, should that be the chosen weapon. Second, my cousin did have her eye stabbed out with a stick and now has a lovely glass eye. That makes me feel doubly careless in tossing out these ill-chosen words.
Guess my lack of patience and cup-o-violent tendencies overfloweth. And if you don't like that, well, I'm sure you can figure out what comes next...
Ok, first...ew. I really don't want someone's eyeball gumming up the end of my pen, should that be the chosen weapon. Second, my cousin did have her eye stabbed out with a stick and now has a lovely glass eye. That makes me feel doubly careless in tossing out these ill-chosen words.
Guess my lack of patience and cup-o-violent tendencies overfloweth. And if you don't like that, well, I'm sure you can figure out what comes next...
posted by LiVEwiRe at 7:14 PM
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I watched a film called Eastern Promises last night, with Viggo Mortenson as a Russian criminal. He stabbed someone's eye out with a little sickle knife. I found it rather entertaining.
Viggo is cute as Aragorn. However, stark bollock naked and flapping his curlies around in this particular scene put me off naked daydreams for life.
Not a bad film btw, even if there were some very loose plot points.
I recall hearing about that film. Suppose I'll stick to using a pen as otherwise I'd just cut off a finger or two. Of my own. Unintentionally. Can't say I've had any naked daydreams of Viggo. Not that I would object. Except for the description of curlies a-flappin. Guess some things really are better left to the imagination, eh? ;)
neighbours 5 yr old child fell badly a couple of weeks ago.
Onto a wire coat-hanger, presumably lying in a cluttered bedroom. coat-hanger pierced childs eye. Poor little fella lost his sight.
Damn i feel so lucky that i can still see with my own damaged eyes when i hear stuff like that.
S.x
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